The Worst Nation Ever of Rocain Exhibit Mood Miserable is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Dreadful Cain with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.405 billion Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palace of Pain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion rumus a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,457 rumus, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,236,202 per year while the poor average 13,625, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the face of Dreadful Cain is a permanent feature of the Palace of Pain skyline, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rocain Exhibit Mood Miserable's national animal is the mad cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Degenerative Reincarnation.

Rocain Exhibit Mood Miserable is ranked 325,851^st in the world and 32^nd in Rocain Museum for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.