Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter

| Population | 5.5 billion |
| Leader | Wanderer Zac |
| Faith | Zacism |
| Currency | rumu |
| Animal | beast |
The Neverending Rise and Fall of Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Wanderer Zac with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 5.5 billion Draclanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Draclandian economy, worth 840 trillion rumus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 152,728 rumus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 454,786 per year while the poor average 40,187, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.
Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, competing film industry executives commission movies depicting each other as ugly baby-eating villains, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions, and nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter's national animal is the beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zacism.
Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter is ranked 176,676th in the world and 30th in Rocain Museum for Most Developed, scoring 54.27 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
- : Following new legislation in
Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions.
- : Following new legislation in
Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter, competing film industry executives commission movies depicting each other as ugly baby-eating villains.
- : Following new legislation in
Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
- : Following new legislation in
Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter, preservative-laden Draclandian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
- : Following new legislation in
Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter, the study of quantum physics has been outlawed for fear of accidentally causing the end of the world.
- : Following new legislation in
Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter, companies are turning to trained beasts for their most menial jobs.
- : Following new legislation in
Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : Following new legislation in
Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
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Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.











































