The Confederacy of Robert Muldoon is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.594 billion Robert Muldoonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.7%.

The Robert Muldoonian economy, worth 178 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 38,945 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robert Muldoon's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Robert Muldoon is ranked 240,444^th in the world and 10^th in kursk for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.85 on the Bus Surprisal Index.