The Twirling Kilts of Robert Bruce is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Robert de Brus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.341 billion Robert Bruceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Culloden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Robert Brucean economy, worth a remarkable 3,457 trillion farthings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,744 farthings, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and scientists pester asteroids with probes until they go away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robert Bruce's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Money.

Robert Bruce is ranked 234,415^th in the world and 4^th in Culloden for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 663.06 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.