
| Population | 2.091 billion |
| Capital | Sankt-Petersburg |
| Leader | Czar |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | Arroba |
| Animal | Bull |
The Dictatorship of Risalg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Czar with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.091 billion Risalgians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt-Petersburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Risalgian economy, worth 256 trillion Arrobas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,788 Arrobas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 553,791 per year while the poor average 16,765, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.
Unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and the rich are forced to sell their houses to pay for more police to prevent their houses from being burgled. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Risalg's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Risalg is ranked 160,043rd in the world and 5th in IADG for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 778.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Risalg, the rich are forced to sell their houses to pay for more police to prevent their houses from being burgled.
- : Following new legislation in
Risalg, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
- : Following new legislation in
Risalg, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
- : Following new legislation in
Risalg, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
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Risalg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in
Risalg, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
- : Following new legislation in
Risalg, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Sankt-Petersburg Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in
Risalg, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned.
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Risalg was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
- : Following new legislation in
Risalg, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
























