The Republic of Revamia is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 580 million Revamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Revamian economy, worth 33.0 trillion Seles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 56,966 Seles, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Revamia's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Revamia is ranked 266,616^th in the world and 13^th in The New Beltics for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.