Population | 1.498 billion |
Capital | Bacoon |
Leader | Shemalea Jungee |
Currency | Bone |
Animal | Spix's macaw |
The Dominion of Retrigation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Shemalea Jungee with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.498 billion Retrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bacoon. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Retrigationian economy, worth 63.5 trillion Bones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,387 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, Shemalea Jungee's Twitcher account is typically used to share Spix's macaw memes rather than government policy, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retrigation's national animal is the Spix's macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Retrigation is ranked 77,184th in the world and 59th in Blue Ridge for Most Beautiful Environments, with 600.45 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Retrigation's influence in Blue Ridge rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Retrigation's influence in Blue Ridge rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Retrigation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Nicest Citizens, Most Compassionate Citizens, and Safest.
- : Retrigation relocated from Balder to Blue Ridge.
- : Following new legislation in Retrigation, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
- : Following new legislation in Retrigation, Shemalea Jungee's Twitcher account is typically used to share Spix's macaw memes rather than government policy.
- : Following new legislation in Retrigation, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Retrigation, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
- : Following new legislation in Retrigation, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Retrigation was refounded in Balder.