The Federation of Repustrion is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 443 million Repustrionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snakeven. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.

The thriving Repustrionian economy, worth 47.1 trillion Nyaganese a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,377 Nyaganese, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens often glare angrily at jet contrails, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, the atmosphere in Repustrionian boardrooms is turning more gay, and back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Repustrion's national animal is the Snakes, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Repustrion is ranked 33,193^rd in the world and 2^nd in Paladin Astralblitz for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,520.44 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.