The Confederation of Republic Ponorogo is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prama ST with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.344 billion Ponorogoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponosari. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rogoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,345 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 212,028 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,926,703 per year while the poor average 2,679, a ratio of 718 to 1.

Rumour has it Prama ST needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, bars are packed at all hours, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Republic Ponorogo's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is MineCraft.

Republic Ponorogo is ranked 7,536^th in the world and 6^th in Sulawesi for Most Corrupt Governments, with 180.84 kickbacks per hour.