The Social Republic of Republic of La Boca is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Valentín Rodríguez with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.897 billion Boquenses are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quilmes. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Boquense economy, worth a remarkable 4,314 trillion Boquense peso convertibles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 197,039 Boquense peso convertibles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boquenses are shown the peaceful ways of free trade by force, rolling boulders up hills is the national sport, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, and child support loans with high interest rates are available in Boquense banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of La Boca's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Republic of La Boca is ranked 11,571^st in the world and 1^st in Union of Conlang Nations for Highest Average Incomes, with 197,039.33 Standard Monetary Units.