The Kingdom of Repressia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 691 million Repressians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Repressium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.7%.

The Repressian economy, worth 31.7 trillion Grams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,920 Grams, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Repressian language, beggars lack pockets for spare change, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Repressia's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Repressia is ranked 234,201^st in the world and 13^th in Raspberry Commune for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.