The Quickly of Reporttomissioncontrol is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Buzz Armstrong with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.201 billion Reporttomissioncontrolians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NASA Command. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reporttomissioncontrolian economy, worth 234 trillion Moon Rocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,697 Moon Rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NASA Command Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reporttomissioncontrol's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is X-tra.

Reporttomissioncontrol is ranked 19,134^th in the world and 1^st in Cardsarethebest for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,837.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.