The Divine Queendom of Reginalida is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Divine Queen Elena Wuerho with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.958 billion Reginalidans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stephenage. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Reginalidan economy, worth 357 trillion plates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 72,177 plates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bungee jumpers rarely go splat, R-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reginalida's national animal is the stegosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Prophecy of Reginald.

Reginalida is ranked 217,877^th in the world and 6^th in New Dinosaurtopia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,141.41 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.