The Empire of Rebels First is a huge, pleasant nation, ruled by Bobo McGuinness with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 912 million Rebels Firstians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The strong Rebels Firstian economy, worth 47.5 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,080 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bobo McGuinness can cry on demand, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, Rebels First's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and Bobo McGuinness has just been declared ruler of Rebels First in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rebels First's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rebels First is ranked 157,090^th in the world and 10^th in The Universal Order of Nations for Highest Average Incomes, with 52,080.29 Standard Monetary Units.