The Military Dictatorship of Rbali is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Soeharto with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.347 billion Indonesians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakarta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Indonesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,998 trillion Rupiahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 408,134 Rupiahs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,769,537 per year while the poor average 4,354, a ratio of 865 to 1.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Komodoes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, and even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rbali's national animal is the Komodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 6 Religion.

Rbali is ranked 294,329^th in the world and 31^st in Sulawesi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.66 law-abiding acts per hour.