The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity is a behemoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 50.202 billion Rands Objectivityians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rands Objectivityian economy, worth an astonishing 23,107 trillion rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 460,297 rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,373,327 per year while the poor average 48,663, a ratio of 48.8 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the government has enacted freedom of information, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rands Objectivity's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rands Objectivity is ranked 311,973^rd in the world and 5^th in Ztorque for Nicest Citizens, with 0.14 average smiles per day.