The Theocratic Dictatorship of Rampires is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme God Emperor of The Multiverse with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.368 billion Rampersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City 2314. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rampersian economy, worth 278 trillion Ramps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,926 Ramps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The people of Rampires are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, and the proper etiquette for eating Rampersian cuisine is to snort it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rampires's national animal is the T-Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Amphetamines.

Rampires is ranked 178,591^st in the world and 12^th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,026.61 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.