The Republic of Ralser deltarer is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23 million Ralser deltarerians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.

The very strong Ralser deltarerian economy, worth 1.58 trillion adwaas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 68,834 adwaas, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is considering changing the Ralser deltarerian flag to one with more glitter, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralser deltarer's national animal is the awda, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ralser deltarer is ranked 53,289^th in the world and 236^th in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,760.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.