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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,201stMost Income Equality: 3,412thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,709th
The Democratic Republic of
Autocratic Socialists Hell
By The People For The People
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Ralminster

Population1.369 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalWren

The Democratic Republic of Ralminster is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, prohibition of alcohol, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 1.369 billion Ralminsterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ralminsterian economy, worth 106 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 77,883 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and posing for pictures is an integral part of military training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralminster's national animal is the Wren, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ralminster is ranked 6,600th in the world and 4th in Dystopian Utopia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 93.78 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,201stTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,412thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,709thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,992ndBest Weather: 5,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,837thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,600thMost Pacifist: 6,643rdMost Cultured: 6,783rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,013thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,113thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,567thMost Inclusive: 7,744thHighest Food Quality: 8,125thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,379thNicest Citizens: 8,391stMost Accessible: 8,555thMost Secular: 9,683rdSafest: 11,487thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,708thLowest Crime Rates: 14,069thHealthiest Citizens: 15,807thTop
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Largest Governments: 19,578thSmartest Citizens: 24,360thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,405thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,370th
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Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Accessible: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ralminster, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralminster, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralminster, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralminster, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralminster, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralminster, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralminster, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralminster, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralminster, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralminster, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.

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