The Federal Republic of Radical Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President D'Amato with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.701 billion Radicalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teyland. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Radicalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,834 trillion ₡redits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 144,414 ₡redits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Radical Republic's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Radical Republic is ranked 114,781^st in the world and 2^nd in Rejuvenia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.77 kickbacks per hour.