The Protectorate of Racolt is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 626 million Racoltians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 19.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Racoltian economy, worth 31.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,933 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper sales are up, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Racoltian stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Racolt's national animal is the beaver.

Racolt is ranked 95,619^th in the world and 16^th in The Wave Experience for Safest, scoring 85.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.