The Empire of Rabitopia is a very large, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 489 million Rabitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabitopia City. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rabitopian economy, worth 30.9 trillion feltis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,100 feltis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, and humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabitopia's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rabitopia is ranked 36,517^th in the world and 364^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,667.53 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.