The Republic of Rabitopia is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 304 million Rabitopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabitopia City. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Rabitopian economy, worth 13.6 trillion feltis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,672 feltis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, every day's an auto-de-fé day, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabitopia's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rabitopia is ranked 83,442^nd in the world and 646^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 36,424.44 Standard Monetary Units.