The Icarus finds you to be of Quite Yeetful is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 6.796 billion Quite Yeetfulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Quite Yeetfulian economy, worth 326 trillion Hays a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,005 Hays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime is well under control. Quite Yeetful's national animal is the Baby Goat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Quite Yeetful is ranked 176,196^th in the world and 1^st in Mylktopia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.77 law-abiding acts per hour.