The United States of QuietArmy13 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Python population. The quiet, industrious population of 14.175 billion QuietArmy13ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient QuietArmy13ian economy, worth 593 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,861 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QuietArmy13's national animal is the Python.

QuietArmy13 is ranked 160,360^th in the world and 5^th in Czarist Russia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,163.56 Standard Monetary Units.