The Democratic States of Quantummassa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Particle Man with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.14 billion Quantummassans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quark. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The thriving Quantummassan economy, worth 212 trillion particles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 67,700 particles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,671 per year while the poor average 9,730, a ratio of 30.5 to 1.

Voters are one of the nation's top imports, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, and public buses smell like litter boxes. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Quantummassa's national animal is the rattlesnake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is quantum physics.

Quantummassa is ranked 261,815^th in the world and 11^th in Key Results Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.