The Jingoistic States of Qimir is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 4.57 billion Qimirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The strong Qimirian economy, worth 215 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,190 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime is moderate. Qimir's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Qimir is ranked 320,154^th in the world and 10^th in Harakon for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.