The Fiefdom of Qiang Garrua is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 13.929 billion Garruans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anxiangra. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Garruan economy, worth a remarkable 6,823 trillion Won a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 489,860 Won, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,986,822 per year while the poor average 13,160, a ratio of 302 to 1.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and you have to be a billionaire to qualify for welfare. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Qiang Garrua's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Qiang Garrua is ranked 293,614^th in the world and 11,220^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.41 law-abiding acts per hour.