The Emirate of Qatarsis is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 214 million Qatarsi are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Qatarsi economy, worth 4.98 trillion riyalukas a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,248 riyalukas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qatarsis's national animal is the jokūboryx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Qatarsis is ranked 233,354^th in the world and 2^nd in A new place at a similar time for Highest Poor Incomes, with 18,107.96 Standard Monetary Units.