The Jingoistic Socialist States of Puppet States of Eurasia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.004 billion Puppet States of Eurasians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eurasiagrad. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Puppet States of Eurasian economy, worth 85.0 trillion Big Stalin Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,287 Big Stalin Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities and Puppet States of Eurasia has designated Eurasiagrad as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puppet States of Eurasia's national animal is the Stalinum T-34.

Puppet States of Eurasia is ranked 269,825^th in the world and 11^th in Eurasia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,766.14 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.