The Dominion of Puppet State 322 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.975 billion Puppet State 322ians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The Puppet State 322ian economy, worth 154 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 38,857 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, surveillance cameras are banned, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is moderate. Puppet State 322's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Puppet State 322 is ranked 234,690^th in the world and 56^th in Silly for Safest, scoring 40.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.