The Armed Republic of Public Enemy is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chuck with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.698 billion Public Enemyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bronx. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Public Enemyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,661 trillion Clocks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,288 Clocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, raccoons are plump and satiated, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Public Enemy's national animal is the Rhino, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Public Enemy is ranked 26,224^th in the world and 3^rd in The Bronx for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,867.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.