The Federation of Prouthe is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Prou with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.097 billion Prouthians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prouthe City. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Prouthian economy, worth 83.9 trillion pints a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 76,512 pints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, King Prou has just been declared ruler of Prouthe in an international press conference, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Prouthe's national animal is the big bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Big Birdism.

Prouthe is ranked 469^th in the world and 1^st in Nywhere for Highest Drug Use, scoring 421.56 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.