The State of Prit Iona is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.363 billion Prit Ionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Prit Ionan economy, worth a remarkable 1,441 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 38,572 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,247 per year while the poor average 2,072, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Prit Iona has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Prit Iona's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Prit Iona is ranked 169,083^rd in the world and 176^th in State for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,312.89 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.