The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer159 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.58 billion Printer159ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer159ian economy, worth 744 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,455 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, and crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer159's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer159 is ranked 4,675^th in the world and 578^th in Two for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,281.22 on the Gilded Widget Scale.