The Commonwealth of Primeautia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Beloved Prime with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.131 billion Primeautians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mole Hole. The average income tax rate is 39.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Primeautian economy, worth 523 trillion Prions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 126,726 Prions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Beloved Prime's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, skyscrapers get built in just days, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and the newest shade developed by Primeautia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Primeautia's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Almighty Yppah.

Primeautia is ranked 219,093^rd in the world and 4,423^rd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 30.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.