The Constitutional Monarchy of Previto is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alvero Prito with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.506 billion Previtoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Vino. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Previtoan economy, worth 210 trillion Prevoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,634 Prevoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Previto's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Previto is ranked 224,060^th in the world and 35^th in United Commonwealth for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 320.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.