The Theocracy of Poppea Sabina is a mid-sized, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, fear of technology, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 86 million slave of Poppea Sabinans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 47.7%.

The Slave of Poppea Sabinan economy, worth 3.82 trillion Slaveses a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,387 Slaveses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The early morning commute lasts into the afternoon, charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, and traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poppea Sabina's national animal is the Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Poppea Sabina is ranked 199,544^th in the world and 1^st in The Great Roman Empire of Goddess Poppea for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.