The United Republic of Pomachetti is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premian Utachino with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.189 billion Pomachettians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mophto. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Pomachettian economy, worth 98.8 trillion Piongals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 83,082 Piongals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, being Premian Utachino has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, Margretism has been named as Pomachetti's national religion, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime is totally unknown. Pomachetti's national animal is the Deer and Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Margretism.

Pomachetti is ranked 241,303^rd in the world and 41^st in Esportiva for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.