The Dominion of Politan Envoy is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.548 billion Politan Envoyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.9%.

The very strong Politan Envoyian economy, worth 630 trillion Sovereigns a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,530 Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

You're only as old as you feel, it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies, soldiers are issued comics about superheroes punching unflattering caricatures of their enemies, and there have been reports of people marrying housepets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Politan Envoy's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Politan Envoy is ranked 234,629^th in the world and 6^th in Polis for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.