The A Cool place of Polata City is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by A dude with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 21.766 billion Polatans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apartment 1A. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polatan economy, worth a remarkable 2,066 trillion Cheese Puffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,920 Cheese Puffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, and not even adulthood can save you from truant officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polata City's national animal is the A Feather Boa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Polata City is ranked 25,981^st in the world and 3^rd in Zentari for Highest Poor Incomes, with 80,962.82 Standard Monetary Units.