The Commonwealth Archduchy of Poland- is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by King Józef Dawid Franciszek Grudziński with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.646 billion Poles are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Polish economy, worth 406 trillion Józefiański Koronas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 61,153 Józefiański Koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the official Polish Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poland-'s national animal is the Józefiański eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Poland- is ranked 18,368^th in the world and 4^th in EuropeGame for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,522.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.