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The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grise-Rupert's Land. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

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Agricultural employees work for peanuts, bedknobs and broomsticks are often seen flying through the air, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, and loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Please work for us's national animal is the genius, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

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