The Disputed Territories of Plan 9 From Outer Space is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.012 billion Plan 9 From Outer Spacers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The strong Plan 9 From Outer Spacer economy, worth 59.9 trillion word unfortunately in the body emails a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,200 word unfortunately in the body emails, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 360,982 per year while the poor average 4,291, a ratio of 84.1 to 1.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, the government is full of rats, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Plan 9 From Outer Space in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Plan 9 From Outer Space's national animal is the human resources generalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plan 9 From Outer Space is ranked 301,606^th in the world and 44^th in Almost as bad as the job market for Nicest Citizens, with 1.02 average smiles per day.