The Republic of Pixel Pizza is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.481 billion Pixel Pizzans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The Pixel Pizzan economy, worth 220 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,210 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, the Pixel Pizzan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pixel Pizza's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pixel Pizza is ranked 217,298^th in the world and 1^st in Pizza for Safest, scoring 51.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.