The Confederacy of Pitnile is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.739 billion Pitnileans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Pitnilean economy, worth 734 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 46,641 Monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,611 per year while the poor average 2,923, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pitnile's national animal is the Black Widow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pitnile is ranked 269,919^th in the world and 1^st in Ccd military base alpha for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 451.56 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.