The Kingdom of Pink Squadron is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.585 billion Pink Squadronians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The strong Pink Squadronian economy, worth 234 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,130 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, nobody likes bad boys any more, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pink Squadron's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pink Squadron is ranked 246,627^th in the world and 7^th in Inwit for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.