The Queendom of Pink Fantasy is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.024 billion Pink Fantasyians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The very strong Pink Fantasyian economy, worth 210 trillion Fantasieses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,731 Fantasieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pink Fantasy's national animal is the Rabbit.

Pink Fantasy is ranked 276,325^th in the world and 1^st in Pink Fantasy for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.