The United States of Pichu23 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aidan with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.456 billion Pichu23ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Administration, although Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pichu23 City. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pichu23ian economy, worth 755 trillion lolcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,143 lolcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, Aidan always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, and Pichu23ian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pichu23's national animal is the ambulance, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Pichu23 is ranked 7,779^th in the world and 8^th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Most Cultured, scoring 127 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.