The Republic of Pi e is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.89 billion Pi eans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Pi ean economy, worth 268 trillion yen a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 39,015 yen, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,461 per year while the poor average 2,445, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pi e's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Pi e is ranked 300,523^rd in the world and 1^st in Pie for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 134.96 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.