The Principality of Phosturingervas is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, devout population of 1.12 billion Phosturingervasians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Phosturingervasian economy, worth 68.2 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,910 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phosturingervas City River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run", lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms, the nation is completely gun-free, and daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phosturingervas's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Phosturingervas is ranked 61,095^th in the world and 2,826^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.